Apparently, someone stole UC-Berkeley professor Jasper Rine’s laptop. It seems, from his discussion of the subject, that this was a bad idea. He claims, among other things, that he practically knows (through a partial image and 2 witnesses) who the person is and that this person is about to go to jail for a long time. How true his claims are, I can’t say, but it sure is damn funny to listen to, knowing that the perp is probably squirming in his chair at that very moment. Here’s a local copy of the file, which is about 5MB to download. If your computer complains about not having the right codec installed, you may consider installing the DefilerPak.